Condoms are completely necessary, especially if you’re
having casual sex. We’re all reminded of this all the time, yet guys out there
are still constantly making excuses as to why they can’t wear a condom.
So, to warn you, here are 11 excuses guys will give for not
wearing a condom. We’re calling BS – and you should too.
I Can't Feel Anything
With A Condom On: Yes he can. There
is even a study that says he's lying. You can absolutely still feel sex with a
condom on - and it feels good. Plus, won't it feel better if you know you don't
have to worry about stuff? This is probably the most common excuse and also...
a lie. Don't fall for it.
I'll Pull Out, I
Swear: First of all, pulling out is not in any way, shape or form a method
of birth control. Second of all, have we ever heard of this thing called
pre-ejaculate fluid? It's when a tiny amount of semen comes out before the, uh,
big finish and it can get you pregnant. Third, pulling out does nothing to
protect you against diseases. Lastly, I bet that the majority of the time, he
will "forget" to pull out.
But I Never Use Condoms
And It's Always Been Okay: How do you think "I've never used one"
is going to convince a girl not to use one? Oh, you've NEVER used one? So
you've had unprotected sex with other girls? Okay cool, I'm down with that.
SAID NO ONE EVER.
I'm Clean, I've Been
Tested: Do you know for a fact he's been tested? Did he show you results?
Did he tell you about his trip to the doctor? When exactly was he tested? Was
he with anyone after that? This statement alone is way too vague to be taken
seriously. It's easy to lie about this in the heat of a moment; you need to be
absolutely sure before you take his word for it. Even then - you can still get
pregnant!
You're On The Pill,
It's Fine: No, it's not fine! Birth control pills will only protect you
against getting pregnant. If this dude has an STD or something, you'll still
get it. So, not fine.
I Don't Have One
Right Now: Okay? There's this thing called the drugstore, where you can go
and buy condoms almost any time you want! Have you ever heard of it?
They ALWAYS Break
Anyway: Nice try, but no they don't. If you use them right, a condom won't
break. I mean, yeah, sometimes it happens, but that's a ridiculous way of
looking at anything.
I'm Allergic:
Yes, it's completely possible to be allergic to latex condoms, but it's also
possible that he's lying because only about 1 percent of the population is. And
if he really is allergic? You can be like, "Oh, to latex? Cool, there are
other kinds of condoms you can still use, like polyurethane ones."
You Don't Trust Me?:
Ooooh, this is a sneaky and manipulative one. This guy is trying to guilt you
into having sex with him without a condom. Moral of the story? Don't have sex
with him at all.
Condoms Don't Fit Me:
Oh honey, no. I promise you that your guy isn't so big that any kind of condom
can't fit him. There are these things called Magnums and they're available
basically everywhere, so... I'm sure his manhood can handle it.
I Haven't Had Sex In
SO Long, It's Fine: It doesn't matter if he's gone three weeks or three years
without having sex - he could still be carrying STDs or STIs. Oh and did I
mention that having a dry spell doesn't mean you can't get a girl pregnant?
Plus, this is SUCH a line.
JESSICA BOOTH
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